Henrietta Henhouse

Contrary to popular belief, Henrietta Henhouse was not hatched from a giant egg laid by a radioactive chicken. She was born a perfectly normal human child to perfectly normal human parents. We swear. There is absolutely no way that Henrietta could be the result of ungodly experiments in poultry genetic engineering.

Henrietta washed up on the balmy shores of Freak Island on April 1st, 2015. Since then, this little henhouse clown has been earning her keep through puppetry, chicken taming, and shitty ukulele pop covers.